we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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