...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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