There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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