she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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