Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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