with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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