We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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