even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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