I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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