Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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