with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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