Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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