im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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