can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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