I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
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