Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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