Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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