If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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