I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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