i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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