Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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