Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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