Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
zippers are such a cool invention
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
