love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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