I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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