i don't like sucking hair
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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