Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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