I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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