Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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