you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize