I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He has the fingertips of a God
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