btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
