We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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