Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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