Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Randomize