your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She bit a glass in half.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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