i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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