her vagine was all disorganized.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I have already put on my inside pants.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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