Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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