so explain again why im purple
no
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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