So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
