Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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