You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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