So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you will always have a special place in my vag
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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