We're like a lot better than the average bears
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Khloé Kardashian Finally Speaks Out About The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Blood and glitter go together right?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.