I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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