You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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