My brain says no but my pants say off.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Randomize
