so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
now i know why i became what i already was.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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