She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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