You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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