you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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