Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I looked at my own cervix.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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