Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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